Are you concerned your unborn baby might come into contact with radiation that will transform it into a hideous monster that will scare other babies? Are you interested in looking great while fulfilling your strange paranoias? Well have I found a product for you, it's called "Belly Armour", and it's a lead shield for your baby. Don't worry about that radiation that comes out of your cell phone or laptop affecting your baby anymore. It's safe secure and you can continue to look stylish too. It only begs the question, do they sell baby clothes and tinfoil hats as well?
Click here to see the website that sells this insanity.
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