Thursday, June 24, 2010

We Had An Earthquake Here In Canada

And here is a list of places I'm glad that I wasn't.

- In a port-o-let (picture above).
- In surgery (my Mom was at the time)
- In a House of Mirrors.
- Eating a precarious ice cream cone.
- Trying to slice peas in my kitchen with a sharp knife.
- Blogging.
- Sleeping with a porcupine.
- Jumping on a really small trampoline.
- At clown school with my first day on the trapeze or juggling chainsaws.
- At a coffee shop enjoying the first sip of an ultra hot beverage.