Greatest Truck Slogan Ever

You wouldn't think that trucking companies put much thought into their slogans.

Kids, Moms, Dads, listen up!

Why not go out with the whole family for a fun day of touching trucks. What could be more exciting than actually touching trucks? One touch per family, some exception apply.

Adding More Bathrooms

Went for a little road trip this weekend and wouldn't you know it, I had to go to the bathroom a couple of times.

Click here to check out the latest addition.

Signs I Like

Road hazard, giant lasagna with invisible forcefield.

Garage Sale Problem

Here's the problem with setting up a garage sale. You have a bunch of stuff that you don't want anymore but it's still in OK condition, so you sell it. You put it outside and invite as many people as you can, including your friends. Your friends come to the garage sale an happen to notice that you're selling off that precious gift that they gave you for Christmas not more than two years ago. So in thinking this you decide that all gifts less than 5 years old cannot be sold, so what other crap do you have? None.

If you happen to be reading this and you are one of my friends please keep in mind I don't mean this about the fine collectible you gave me, that has a special place in my heart. On a side note, and completely unrelated, please let me know if you are able to make it to my garage sale.

Click here if you actually want more details about my garage sale.

Signs I Like?

Well not really. I figure the person that came up with this is one of those armchair quarterback types that figures people will really have to think about this to "get it". Hmmm.

Bunny In A Box

The problem with living in a town with a really big and well known art gallery is that whenever they have a modern art exhibit in town they always advertise it in weird ways. Above is the National Gallery of Canada's idea of promoting some kind of art exhibit. They choose to torture a giant silver bunny by sticking him in a box that's just too small for his monstrous size. Bastards!

Happy Canada Day!

It's one of my favorite holidays of the year!

CC