I was looking in the mirror today and saying to myself that I don't really feel older at all (it's my birthday today). I'm healthy (so my latest battery of tests tells me), I'm fairly fit, and I still feel like going outside every day. I mean look at how hip I am, I'm wearing a punk rock shirt. What's that you say... You don't know what CBGB's is?.. How about the Ramones?.. That neither?.. No I don't think the band Fun is punk!.. You kids just don't get it... Oh god I'm an old fart... Get off my lawn you little dirt bags!!!
