While on vacation last week, Allison and I decided to check out a little theme park near Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria. We hoped to find a cheesy fun park, what we found blew us away.
It's most important to note that this whole theme park is based around a bowling alley. It's also important to note that the park was for the most part closed down for winter repairs when we went.
But that didn't stop us from checking out some of the cheese-tastic decorations. Who knew that a cowboy could do the splits so well.
Since the park wasn't open we couldn't tell for sure what you where supposed to do with the "Los Toros" ride, but Allison assumes you're supposed to dodge the bull heads as they try and knock you over. Sounds like fun for the whole family.
Nothing says fun like riding a carousel, that doesn't move, and only seats one. The only thing sadder than this ride is the poor kid ridding it alone.
How many potential lawsuits can you see on this ride called "Los Simpson"? I counted at least 6.
I figured I'd leave the best for last, there aren't enough words to describe how disturbing I find this ride.
Later
